Post by Piper Halliwell on Aug 24, 2006 18:58:08 GMT -5
Prue: Some of us have a job.
Phoebe: Some of us have fun.
Piper: Some of us have a really bad hair day.
"We're fresh out of eye of newt." -Piper
"Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson." -Piper on the Wendigo
"You want me to keep a secret? Wrong Halliwell." -Phoebe
"It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue or the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue or the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue." -Phoebe
"Can't you just bake cookies with them like all the other grandmothers?" -Patty
"I feel like a should be cackling." -Prue
"You have time for baseball, but you dont have time to tell me about the you-know-what before you-know-who shows up for you-know-where?" -Piper
"It's starting to get weird? Where have you been?" -Phoebe
"He's a jerk. How do I look?" -Prue on Jack Sheridan
"We're rescuing you from the tall, dark, and naked man." -Phoebe
"Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?" -Piper
"If I had a dollar for everytime an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch..." -Phoebe
"The tooth fairy is going to come and harass us all for not flossing?" -Piper
"Leo, you obviously dont have sisters. One minute you're arguing about something, and suddenly you're arguing about who took whose Malibu Barbie in 1979." -Piper
Piper: She doesnt like our clothes.
Natalie: You need outfits that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire.
Prue: Okay, but then I have nothing to wear.
Piper: The sooner she looks over the spell, the sooner we can get rid of her.
Phoebe: Dont you mean him?
Piper. No. I mean her.
Natalie: What...what's going on?
Prue: Piper froze ya!
Natalie: What?
Prue: (big grin) Yeah!
"Innocents and alleys. Dont they ever learn?" -Prue
"If I could freeze the two of you, I would. Often." -Piper
"You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech?" -Prue
"Wouldnt it be nice to save the world at a decent hour?" -Phoebe
"Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of okay." -Piper
"The real world better start showing me some respect. Otherwise I'm gonna stop saving it every week." -Phoebe
"I have moved past angry and straigh to pissed off." -Piper
"Now wipe that look off my face." -Phoebe (in Paige's body)
"Because it's your damn fairytale, and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen." -Piper
"You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here." -Paige
Paige: Who's trying to kill us?
Piper: No one
Paige: That's new
"Demons you can handle but not rats?" -Leo
"I'm ten not stupid." -Young Phoebe
Phoebe: Should we be worried?
Piper: No, not til after dinner.
"I can't believe we let that slimy Lord of the Rings wannabe use us!" -Piper
"The Source didnt die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass." -Wizard
"Nothing perks up a girls career like sending her husband straight to hell." -Phoebe
"What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get all wrinkly? Does algae pose a personal hygiene problem?" -Paige
"Every other mother-to-be does not have to worry about their child orbing off to Tahiti when they're sent to their room." -Piper
"We also need to teach your half-witch baby the joy of maiming and killing demons." -Paige
"I'm pregnant, not terminal." -Piper
Leo: Since when are prenatal yoga and home-birthing movies your idea of a good time?
Paige: Since I became a friendless loser with no life
"Slipcovers to keep the furniture clean. Although I'm thinking we just stand from now on." -Piper
"Like hell you are bringing those muddy shoes in my house!" -Piper
Piper: Phoebe, you're not going anywhere until you pick up after yourself!
Phoebe: Oh no no no, I cant! I'm possessed!
Piper: That is not an excuse!
Evil Witch: Now, mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most powerful witch of them all?
Piper: Take a wild guess.
"Piper, listen to me, you cant just vanquish an entire house, especially our house! People are gonna notice." -Paige
"I may be stuck in bed but I'm not stuck on stupid." -Piper
Phoebe: Morning. Nevermind. Dont ask.
Piper: Hey! Someone's doing the walk of shame!
"He's going to try to fry us and we're gonna have to dive out of the way, get all dirty, and we're just going to end up vanquishing him anyway." -Piper on why they should cut to the chase in vanquishing someone
"Maybe someday I can have a date that doesnt end with, 'Sorry Nate, you cant stay, 'cause I have to clean some demon guys off the ceiling' " -Paige
"I dont want to hear about a dead demon doing the dirty!" -Piper
"Y'gonna scry for Mother Nature and have a Wiccan word with her?" -Piper
"Look who's not stoned." -Phoebe
Paige: 'Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader,' Tacitus, 100 A.D.
Phoebe: 'Love will keep us together,' Captain and Tennille, 1970's
"It's not nice to piss off Mother Nature." -Piper
Phoebe: Some of us have fun.
Piper: Some of us have a really bad hair day.
"We're fresh out of eye of newt." -Piper
"Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson." -Piper on the Wendigo
"You want me to keep a secret? Wrong Halliwell." -Phoebe
"It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue or the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue or the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue." -Phoebe
"Can't you just bake cookies with them like all the other grandmothers?" -Patty
"I feel like a should be cackling." -Prue
"You have time for baseball, but you dont have time to tell me about the you-know-what before you-know-who shows up for you-know-where?" -Piper
"It's starting to get weird? Where have you been?" -Phoebe
"He's a jerk. How do I look?" -Prue on Jack Sheridan
"We're rescuing you from the tall, dark, and naked man." -Phoebe
"Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?" -Piper
"If I had a dollar for everytime an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch..." -Phoebe
"The tooth fairy is going to come and harass us all for not flossing?" -Piper
"Leo, you obviously dont have sisters. One minute you're arguing about something, and suddenly you're arguing about who took whose Malibu Barbie in 1979." -Piper
Piper: She doesnt like our clothes.
Natalie: You need outfits that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless, fearless attire.
Prue: Okay, but then I have nothing to wear.
Piper: The sooner she looks over the spell, the sooner we can get rid of her.
Phoebe: Dont you mean him?
Piper. No. I mean her.
Natalie: What...what's going on?
Prue: Piper froze ya!
Natalie: What?
Prue: (big grin) Yeah!
"Innocents and alleys. Dont they ever learn?" -Prue
"If I could freeze the two of you, I would. Often." -Piper
"You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech?" -Prue
"Wouldnt it be nice to save the world at a decent hour?" -Phoebe
"Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a banshee. I am not even in the vicinity of okay." -Piper
"The real world better start showing me some respect. Otherwise I'm gonna stop saving it every week." -Phoebe
"I have moved past angry and straigh to pissed off." -Piper
"Now wipe that look off my face." -Phoebe (in Paige's body)
"Because it's your damn fairytale, and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen." -Piper
"You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here." -Paige
Paige: Who's trying to kill us?
Piper: No one
Paige: That's new
"Demons you can handle but not rats?" -Leo
"I'm ten not stupid." -Young Phoebe
Phoebe: Should we be worried?
Piper: No, not til after dinner.
"I can't believe we let that slimy Lord of the Rings wannabe use us!" -Piper
"The Source didnt die. He was reborn into a new sorry ass." -Wizard
"Nothing perks up a girls career like sending her husband straight to hell." -Phoebe
"What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get all wrinkly? Does algae pose a personal hygiene problem?" -Paige
"Every other mother-to-be does not have to worry about their child orbing off to Tahiti when they're sent to their room." -Piper
"We also need to teach your half-witch baby the joy of maiming and killing demons." -Paige
"I'm pregnant, not terminal." -Piper
Leo: Since when are prenatal yoga and home-birthing movies your idea of a good time?
Paige: Since I became a friendless loser with no life
"Slipcovers to keep the furniture clean. Although I'm thinking we just stand from now on." -Piper
"Like hell you are bringing those muddy shoes in my house!" -Piper
Piper: Phoebe, you're not going anywhere until you pick up after yourself!
Phoebe: Oh no no no, I cant! I'm possessed!
Piper: That is not an excuse!
Evil Witch: Now, mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most powerful witch of them all?
Piper: Take a wild guess.
"Piper, listen to me, you cant just vanquish an entire house, especially our house! People are gonna notice." -Paige
"I may be stuck in bed but I'm not stuck on stupid." -Piper
Phoebe: Morning. Nevermind. Dont ask.
Piper: Hey! Someone's doing the walk of shame!
"He's going to try to fry us and we're gonna have to dive out of the way, get all dirty, and we're just going to end up vanquishing him anyway." -Piper on why they should cut to the chase in vanquishing someone
"Maybe someday I can have a date that doesnt end with, 'Sorry Nate, you cant stay, 'cause I have to clean some demon guys off the ceiling' " -Paige
"I dont want to hear about a dead demon doing the dirty!" -Piper
"Y'gonna scry for Mother Nature and have a Wiccan word with her?" -Piper
"Look who's not stoned." -Phoebe
Paige: 'Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader,' Tacitus, 100 A.D.
Phoebe: 'Love will keep us together,' Captain and Tennille, 1970's
"It's not nice to piss off Mother Nature." -Piper