Post by Piper Halliwell on Apr 18, 2007 8:58:57 GMT -5
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HALLIWELL WHEN...
1. Snape's not the 'Potions Master'. You are.
2. You get away with murder on a daily basis.
3. You've gotten away with faking your own death.
4. Leprechauns in you're attic are nothing new
5. You don't fuck with Piper's kitchen
6. You've never had a troubled relationship, then you probably aren't related
7. If you blow up that potion then your wiccan ass better be ready to fucking clean that shit
up
8. You've lost count of how many time the sisters' have killed their boyfriends/husbands
9. You take 'little red riding hood', 'cinderella' and 'snow white' a little too seriously and get
offended if anyone makes fun of them
10. You've threatened to give up magic entirely at least 2 times
11. You don't think it's weird that most of your relatives, or you yourself hear voices at all
times of the day
12. You've actually used or heard the phrase, "I swear to god I will orb his family jewels to
Antarctica if he doesn't shut up!"
13. You can honestly say that one of your relatives can see what you do before you do it.
14. Everyone seems to want to date your mother
15. You had a relative almost die for a cat
16. Having to get rid of clothes because of blood in them isn't creepy, it's normal.
17. You've broken every bone in your body..........well not for long anyway
18. Your dad impregnated your mother after he died
19. You aren't grossed out by number 18 because you're currently sleeping with a dead
chick/guy or someone who's at least not human
20. Angels and devils kiss about the same to you.
21. You've been to Hell. It wasn't that great.
22. Rhyming is dangerous for you.
23. You blow something up because someone is hogging the bathroom.
24. You have billions of the same furniture set hidden in a strange room somewhere.
25. You know that nymphs are actually more like retarded school girls.
26. You're technically related to God
27. Your mother used to be married to the guy who was technically Satan.
28. You're technically related to the guy who was technically Satan.
29. Your dead great-grandmother pops in every once and a while and it's not odd
30. You have the ability to make your counseling sessions WAY more entertaining by living your memories again
31. Your mother was mummified
32. The story of the "little mermaid" always makes you think of what your mom did that one time
33. You think people are retarded when they say the Boogeyman lives under the bed or in the closet when it's obvious he lives in the basement.
34. Bragging rights in your family is whether or not you were able to kill demons before you
were even born.
35. Everyone knows everyone's business
36. When one of your relatives tells you that someone is a rat, they mean it or at least will
mean it soon and it will be true.
37. You don't complain about being short because you've been shrunken at least twice.
38. You've been to Heaven. It wasn't that great either.
39. You're careful around grandfather clocks
40. You've decided doll houses are unsuitable toys for children
41. Being possessed is not an excuse
42. Your birthday party includes live action figures and the perfect man/woman.
43. Your childhood friend's impression of a lizzard is a little too accurate
44. You know you're going to beat Death in a game of checkers one of these days
45. You've suffered from identity theft more than once
46. Your mom dated a movie character
47. Your mom was a superhero
48. Telling someone to go "Up, up and away!" is nothing to joke about.
49. Go to hell has no serious meaning but if you're being serious you should be nice and at least give them a ride.
50. You've had to deal with pirates before
51. Your life includes lots of 'little people'
52. Going to the market has more than one meaning
53. you know how to make weapons out of hair care products and glue
54. Your mother was a Goddess
55. You know that "undo" isn't really that great of a word to rhyme with
56. You spend a lot of time in dark alleyways and abandoned warehouses
57. You've argued with Death on more than one occassion
58. A relative has tried to kill you multiple times
59. You've never been to a normal wedding
60. The most frequent thing you'll say to your boss is "I have a family emergency"
61. You've laughed in the face of Death. It wasnt that scary.
62. You totally owned the Angel of Destiny.
63. Some part of the house blowing up or catching fire is what happens on a GOOD day.
64. You've died at least twice.
65. You spend more time in your attic than you do in any other part of the house.
66. There are primates that learned to use your powers faster than you did.
67. One of your first childhood memories is someone blowing up in your kitchen.
68. You're careful what you dream about.
69. When someone tells you that your clothes are SO ten years ago, you take them literally.
70. There were times when you were older than your grandmother.
71. There's a ban on wearing go-go boots in the house.
72. The number three gives you a migraine.
73. Hot men frequent your house, most of which you kill.
74. When someone says it's impossible to be in two places at once you laugh, because you do that on a daily basis.
75. Hearing someone is a 'party animal' can be taken literally.
76. When someone says 'you look like death', it's probably because you are.
77. When other kids are reading Harry Potter, you're actually at Magic School.
1. Snape's not the 'Potions Master'. You are.
2. You get away with murder on a daily basis.
3. You've gotten away with faking your own death.
4. Leprechauns in you're attic are nothing new
5. You don't fuck with Piper's kitchen
6. You've never had a troubled relationship, then you probably aren't related
7. If you blow up that potion then your wiccan ass better be ready to fucking clean that shit
up
8. You've lost count of how many time the sisters' have killed their boyfriends/husbands
9. You take 'little red riding hood', 'cinderella' and 'snow white' a little too seriously and get
offended if anyone makes fun of them
10. You've threatened to give up magic entirely at least 2 times
11. You don't think it's weird that most of your relatives, or you yourself hear voices at all
times of the day
12. You've actually used or heard the phrase, "I swear to god I will orb his family jewels to
Antarctica if he doesn't shut up!"
13. You can honestly say that one of your relatives can see what you do before you do it.
14. Everyone seems to want to date your mother
15. You had a relative almost die for a cat
16. Having to get rid of clothes because of blood in them isn't creepy, it's normal.
17. You've broken every bone in your body..........well not for long anyway
18. Your dad impregnated your mother after he died
19. You aren't grossed out by number 18 because you're currently sleeping with a dead
chick/guy or someone who's at least not human
20. Angels and devils kiss about the same to you.
21. You've been to Hell. It wasn't that great.
22. Rhyming is dangerous for you.
23. You blow something up because someone is hogging the bathroom.
24. You have billions of the same furniture set hidden in a strange room somewhere.
25. You know that nymphs are actually more like retarded school girls.
26. You're technically related to God
27. Your mother used to be married to the guy who was technically Satan.
28. You're technically related to the guy who was technically Satan.
29. Your dead great-grandmother pops in every once and a while and it's not odd
30. You have the ability to make your counseling sessions WAY more entertaining by living your memories again
31. Your mother was mummified
32. The story of the "little mermaid" always makes you think of what your mom did that one time
33. You think people are retarded when they say the Boogeyman lives under the bed or in the closet when it's obvious he lives in the basement.
34. Bragging rights in your family is whether or not you were able to kill demons before you
were even born.
35. Everyone knows everyone's business
36. When one of your relatives tells you that someone is a rat, they mean it or at least will
mean it soon and it will be true.
37. You don't complain about being short because you've been shrunken at least twice.
38. You've been to Heaven. It wasn't that great either.
39. You're careful around grandfather clocks
40. You've decided doll houses are unsuitable toys for children
41. Being possessed is not an excuse
42. Your birthday party includes live action figures and the perfect man/woman.
43. Your childhood friend's impression of a lizzard is a little too accurate
44. You know you're going to beat Death in a game of checkers one of these days
45. You've suffered from identity theft more than once
46. Your mom dated a movie character
47. Your mom was a superhero
48. Telling someone to go "Up, up and away!" is nothing to joke about.
49. Go to hell has no serious meaning but if you're being serious you should be nice and at least give them a ride.
50. You've had to deal with pirates before
51. Your life includes lots of 'little people'
52. Going to the market has more than one meaning
53. you know how to make weapons out of hair care products and glue
54. Your mother was a Goddess
55. You know that "undo" isn't really that great of a word to rhyme with
56. You spend a lot of time in dark alleyways and abandoned warehouses
57. You've argued with Death on more than one occassion
58. A relative has tried to kill you multiple times
59. You've never been to a normal wedding
60. The most frequent thing you'll say to your boss is "I have a family emergency"
61. You've laughed in the face of Death. It wasnt that scary.
62. You totally owned the Angel of Destiny.
63. Some part of the house blowing up or catching fire is what happens on a GOOD day.
64. You've died at least twice.
65. You spend more time in your attic than you do in any other part of the house.
66. There are primates that learned to use your powers faster than you did.
67. One of your first childhood memories is someone blowing up in your kitchen.
68. You're careful what you dream about.
69. When someone tells you that your clothes are SO ten years ago, you take them literally.
70. There were times when you were older than your grandmother.
71. There's a ban on wearing go-go boots in the house.
72. The number three gives you a migraine.
73. Hot men frequent your house, most of which you kill.
74. When someone says it's impossible to be in two places at once you laugh, because you do that on a daily basis.
75. Hearing someone is a 'party animal' can be taken literally.
76. When someone says 'you look like death', it's probably because you are.
77. When other kids are reading Harry Potter, you're actually at Magic School.
